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Suck UK Fire Bucket Ashtray

Suck UK Fire Bucket Ashtray

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Once upon a time, when a real chap wanted to dispose of his lit cigarette, he simply stubbed it out on the ground - until now....

Suck UK Fire Bucket Ashtray

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Once upon a time, when a real chap wanted to dispose of his lit cigarette, he simply stubbed it out on the ground with his hob-nailed boot before getting back to his riveting or mining, or rugger or other manly pursuit. Now, in these days of obsessive Health and Safety awareness, not to mention rubber-soled shoes, the course of action I have just described can often result in damage to one's Jimmy Choos. Now, instead of stubbing out one's recently deceased fag with one's ?400 slingbacks, we recommend this: the Suck UK Fire Bucket Ashtray device. Looking for all the world like an olde worlde fire bucket - with the word FIRE emblazoned on the front to leave one in no doubt as to its credentials - it can be filled with sand or other asphyxiating material to aid in the snuffing-out of one's tobacco. The bucket is also a useful receptacle for the detritus of modern life, including cigarette ash, empty crisp packets and old iPods with no-one to care for them. In fact, these could well be the answer to recycling in your area. However, if you wish to use them for the manner principally described, you will find them most efficacious indeed. Perfect for all manner of pubs, bars, kitchens, living rooms, bedrooms and loos, the Fire Bucket Ashtray is a mighty man's device for mighty, manly ash. Now when you stub it out, you can stub it out with a testosterone-filled grunt.